How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way