i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous