He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"