if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.