Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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