he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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