Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Sorry about my life...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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