I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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