me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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