You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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