He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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