just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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