just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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