How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
her facebook's as public as her vagina
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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