dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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