I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
you never un-have a 4some
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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