Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
we should paint friendship bongs
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