..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So gin and wine won't be happening again
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
If I die, sorry about rent.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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