I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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