no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So much rum. So many feels.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's shark week go big or go home
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize