I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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