Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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