What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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