I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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