Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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