Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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