I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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