saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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