I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
are you so shy because you have an std?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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