I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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