I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
my poor anus
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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