Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
