He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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