You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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