i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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