We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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