i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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