If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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