Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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