Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
3 2 1 whiskey
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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