have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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