There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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