She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Come on in and take your pants off
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