I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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