were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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