How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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