her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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