i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Too much gin, very little bucket
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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