States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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