I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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