good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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