i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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