I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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