his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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