I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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