don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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