gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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