Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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