Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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