My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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