this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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