Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants