so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.