What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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