Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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