My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Found your dick twin last night
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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